The Great Conspiracy
you know, it really makes me feel good to present the views of the Republican Party in such a graphic and comprehensible fashion.
moreover, i feel as smug as a bug in a rug when i think that hundreds of thousands of decent Americans citizens will read this pamphlet and truly sympathize with its fundamental concepts.
perhaps this very page may be the inspiration for a whole generation of self-loathing, media-saturated Grunge-heads to get off their pasty white butts and go do something with their lives.
hee! almost had ya there, didn't i! truth is, the only thing i figure to accomplish with such artistic ventures is getting Jack Chick to spin in his grave at upwards of 250 RPM. i suppose it's all a matter of principle.
Senseless Existence of Critturs
(c)1995, Lookit the Cat Productions
no long quote. saving space. thank me some day..